Unisex Feed Me and Tell Me My Existence is an Illusion Tank Top - Existentialism Shirt

Unisex Feed Me and Tell Me My Existence is an Illusion Tank Top - Existentialism Shirt

Marsoni

M251S

$33.95

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Unisex Feed Me and Tell Me My Existence is an Illusion Tank Top - Existentialism ShirtIf existential dread is your thing, you'll love this funny, sarcastic existentialism shirt. I mean what is reality? Do we even know? If you love ironic nihilism humor and reveling in existential angst then this funny existentialist shirt will be the perfect addition to your wardrobe. Also makes a great gift for the philosophy student, Tumblr aesthetic enthusiast, or nihilist in your life. Shirt Info: pre shrunk, baby soft, light weight, ringspun

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**4/28/2026** Purchased the Coffee Color I am OCD about my bag lining. The lining in this bag is perfect for me. Stitched directly to the bag how purse linings should be. The color is gorgeous and the bag stands up well while the leather is soft. For the size it has a lot of room. Enough for everything I carry, (including my S7 tablet. Tight fit w my case on, but it fits), with room to grow. **4** stars because the adjustable handle has limitations. Sometimes I like my bag hanging to my hip, other times I like under my arm. This will NOT adjust higher than my hip and I am 5`2. I have been looking for a long time for a satchel type purse that ticks everything I look for in a purse, and other than the adjustable strap, this big is it. Will update as time goes by but for now I would recommend this bag.

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Reviewed in the United States on April 28, 2026

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Anna Garcia

Lowell, US

★★★★★ 5

It's leather and smells good

Color: Brown

It's a little smaller then in the picture, but it's of good quality.

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Reviewed in the United States on March 10, 2026

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Shopping Snob

Battle Creek, US

★★★★★ 5

Beautiful bag!

Color: Brown

Exactly as pictured. The color is beautiful and rich. The size is perfect, more spacious inside than it looks. Quality in stitching is also very nice. Steel zippers which I love. I use this as a daily bag, looks Durable and has feet so should help make it last. Also comes with a dust bag. Great purchase!

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Reviewed in the United States on September 22, 2025

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Kathleen

Whiting, US

★★★★★ 5

LEATHER BAG

Color: Brown

I absolutely love the bag. Excellent quality. Exactly what I was looking for!!

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Reviewed in the United States on April 17, 2026

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