Highly FUNctioning Premium Heavyweight Crew Neck Sweatshirt

Highly FUNctioning Premium Heavyweight Crew Neck Sweatshirt

Marsoni

M251S

$49.99

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Highly FUNctioning Premium Heavyweight Crew Neck SweatshirtCheck it out! Your sweatshirt accurately describes your personality, you *Highly FUNctioning human! Premium Heavyweight Cross Grain Crew Neck sweatshirt with the embroidered phrase, *Highly FUNctioning, on the chest. And of course, our Joey logo on the left wrist. This thing is super soft & comfyyy!

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LOVE! These socks are so comfortable! I wear a 5 in women's and a 3 in big kid shoes. The small fit me perfectly. I see where some say they run small but I can't say that was an issue for me. They are "snug" but thats what you want with a no show sock. I feel they have support vs the ones i used to buy at Walmart. They are very soft! I am actually buying more today and throwing my other ones in the trash!

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Reviewed in the United States on February 18, 2026

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Lucy Mejia

Natrona Heights, US

★★★★★ 5

So will not write down your foot

Size: Medium, Color: (001) Black / Black / Castlerock

I love these socks. They have a little bit of gel on the top of the heel for support in your tennis shoes and so your socks don’t write down. Very good quality.

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Reviewed in the United States on May 6, 2026

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Twins9

Alexandria, US

★★★★★ 5

Comfy and Stay Put

Size: Medium, Color: (002) Black / Black / Halo Gray

These socks are honestly great. They’re super thin and light, so once you have them on, you kind of forget they’re even there. No bulky feeling in your shoes at all. The best part is they actually stay on. I hate no-show socks that slide down after five minutes, and these don’t do that. The little grip on the heel really works, so you’re not constantly adjusting them all day. They’re breathable too, which is nice if your feet run warm. They dry fast and don’t get that gross sweaty feeling. And there’s no annoying seam on the toe, so nothing rubs or feels uncomfortable. Basically, they’re just comfy, stay put, and don’t cause problems — which is all I want from socks.

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Reviewed in the United States on January 16, 2026

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swwkennyg

Pawtucket, US

★★★★★ 5

Perfect sucks

Size: Medium, Color: (001) Black / Black / Castlerock

Wonderful socks . The weight is perfect !! These do not slip when in a shoe they stay out !!

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Reviewed in the United States on April 14, 2026