Illuminati Transport

Marsoni

M251S

$17.95

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Illuminati TransportIn our Trade Paperback Illuminati Transport, Kowalski's job is easy. He is to transport dangerous occult items with his dog Geech and crystal skull Rico. But the next pickup goes bad when an ancient shapeshifting demon escapes. Even worse is that he has a plan to open a doorway to Hell. Add zombies, a chupacabra, a Templar Knight, Merlin, and the mysterious Bluegrass Johnson. Humor and horror collide in this fast paced road trip to the apocalypse from

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The product itself is fantastic. And great ingredients. Hydrating my skin, and nails. It does absorb well, a little tip is to add a little water when rubbing in. Great for face as well. Not greasy. Smells great and feels great. The only thing is that the product had kinda exploded and got everywhere upon delivery and I had to order a replacement. It is thick but gets runny when it’s hot so I figure try to buy it in cold weather idk. But they sent me a replacement and were great about the no cost exchange.

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Reviewed in the United States on September 11, 2025

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Kate Burke

Omaha, US

★★★★★ 5

Love it!

I am ordering this for the 4th time, I love it for my dry skin and to moisturize my face and lips, I use it on my kids and it’s amazing for their skin too! Oh and it smells really nice!

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Reviewed in the United States on January 28, 2026

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EBL

Lake Worth, US

★★★★★ 3

New awful fragrance

I bought one a while back and loved it. The smell was mild and pleasant. Great moisturizer etc. used it all up just got another one and good lord this smells like cheap vanilla cake batter or something. It’s so artificial and so strong I cannot use this. Terrible smell.

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Reviewed in the United States on February 17, 2026

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Amazon Customer

Draper, US

★★★★★ 5

The best face tallow I have found at an unbeatable price!

This is a great product! I was hesitant because it is very thick, and living in Florida where it's hot and humid, I was worried it would be greasy, but it's not! I use a very small dab after washing my face and it is the perfect amout of moisturizer. It has completely balanced out my skin. No more dry patches, reduced redness, and has balanced my skin tone. Plus, no more surprises pimples at 40 yrs old. I've tried another tallow balm that was more expensive and it was horrible! It felt like a watered down, cheap, sticky lotion. If you're thinking about trying tallow, BUY this!!! Longevity: Lasts all day and night, plus not greasy (you don't need much!) Hydration: Excellent Size: Lasts for several months!

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Reviewed in the United States on July 2, 2025