Unisex Don't Touch Me Cactus Sweatshirt

Marsoni

M251S

$48.00

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Unisex Don't Touch Me Cactus SweatshirtThis funny sarcastic cactus shirt is perfect for the introvert who wants to say "leave me alone" without saying a word. If you're not a people person and often find yourself thinking "I wish everyone would get away from me," this cute succulent shirt is the perfect way to say "don't touch me" and "no means no" with desert chic style. Shirt Info: soft, cozy ring spun cotton polyester fleece blend hand printed in the USA with eco friendly water based

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Simple, straight forward all black polo. I am a size medium woman (with some room since I don't like form-fitting) and bought a men's small. Fits perfectly for my frame. Long enough to tuck in for my part-time extra weekend job uniform. Also suitable for the golf course. A little thin, and if you hold it up to light you can sort of see through it. *Not* flowy, soft and smooth fabric like a rash guard/sun shirt - more structured than that. But it's cool and does the job for the price under $10.

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Reviewed in the United States on August 13, 2024

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Ken Strech

Chelsea, US

★★★★★ 5

Recommend

Material Type: Recycled Polyester, Color: Dark Navy, Size: X-Large

Great fit, right price

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Reviewed in the United States on March 18, 2026

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Gwen

Draper, US

★★★★★ 5

Nice polo

Material Type: Recycled Polyester, Color: Dark Teal, Size: Medium

Fantastic polo shirt. Size was true to fit. Color is amazing. It’s soft and it has held up through washes since Christmas.

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Reviewed in the United States on March 14, 2026

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Bozeman, US

★★★★★ 5

Great shirt for the price.

Material Type: Recycled Polyester, Color: Electric Blue, Size: Large

Bought this for my son. Very nice shirt for the price, it is true to size and the color is the same as the picture. Would definitely buy it again. The material is good quality. No issues whatsoever

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Reviewed in the United States on May 19, 2026

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Omaha, US

★★★★★ 5

Great purchase

Material Type: Recycled Polyester, Color: Dark Navy, Size: X-Large

Purchased several shirts, all were great quality. You never know what you’ll get when you purchase sight unseen, these are worth it. Great value, style, and comfort. Color is exactly what you see online. True to size.

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Reviewed in the United States on November 25, 2025