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Don't touch this book!

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Don't touch this book!You are surely now asking yourself why you are supposed to keep your hands off this book. Is it just a clever advertising strategy? Hardly so. As you know, two books of Jan van Helsing had been banned in Germany and Switzerland due to their highly controversial contents. And the mainstream media too barely lets a day go by without warning the populace about the ideas of "Germany's most dangerous author of specialized books. Now Jan van Helsing is once
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Courtney Cummins
Massapequa, US
★★★★★ 1
chewed up on 2 seconds
not durable at all. my red heeled mix had the stuffing out in less than 2 minutes
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Reviewed in the United States on April 29, 2022
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Michael J1S
Alexandria, US
★★★★★ 5
Great toy but easy to extract the stuffing
Style: Hedgehog
Theyvare my dogs favorite but wish they'd last more than 3 months.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 27, 2026
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kidhammer
Charlottesville, US
★★★★★ 5
Well loveed
Style: Hedgehog
Our Corgi loves this one.
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Reviewed in the United States on August 27, 2025
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Meagan patterson
Draper, US
★★★★★ 3
Not for puppies that like to chew
Style: Monkey
Tore really quickly
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Reviewed in the United States on November 12, 2025
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CMad
Fort Morgan, US
★★★★★ 1
DO NOT BUY THIS TOY FOR A DOG
Style: Hedgehog
I purchased this toy for my Mothers 11 pound female 10 years old rescue dog. Under 1 hour the dog chewed off all the feet, the nose, and then started to pull off the fur. We took it away. Dangerous!!! The description list for Aggressive Chewers it is not!!!
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Reviewed in the United States on December 17, 2024

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